(LOL) Loser "War Metal" band WARKVLT attempts to DISS Morsay

Apparently someone, presumably from the band or the label, got their panties wet that the review of their Bestial War Metal "masterpiece" (of sh*t) was "insufficiently reverential" and wrote a long ass post on their own website.

The Warkvlt Legions have a long history of having been mentioned in the press, either in the form of testimonials, reviews, praise or, in some rare cases, virulent attacks against the bands based on some long debunked rumors...

taken from a page literally called "Warkvlt Testimonials in the 666 Press".

The whole thing reads like a parody lol. On a scale from one to Gorgoroth's Infernus wearing diapers on stage at Waken 2023, how cringe is that?

Does this band have no life?

Morsay's review wasn't particularly virulent, they even praised some parts of the album. But apparently that was enough to trigger a nerd rage SMH

Nice click bait title bruh. Warkvlt were never relevant anyhow, if anything they should be happy to even get noticed by Morsay. But haters gonna hate.

I also liked the way you casually inserted a link towards your own blog - don't pretend, we know it's you - like you are fooling anyone. Nice self-promotion man.

And just for info, the Infernus diaper incident happened in 2019 not 2023. Dunno if it's Wacken or elsewhere tho.

I won't let you insult WARKVLT the GODS OF WAR METAL. At least that's what it says on their website. Aren't they Paki immigrants to Germany or something? Is it the band that did Burzumination or a completely different band?

War Metal = Nu Metal = Garbage.

As for which band is which, they all sound the same to me. Recycled Von/Incantation/Beherit/Divine Necromancy riffs ad nauseam[/url]. The best is not to link to their shitty websites and just ignore them. It's not the first time Morsay has gotten flack for being honest about mediocre metal.

@Brett: Are you sure you're not just jealous of the extreme virility that emanates from the Paki-Teuton alliance of the WAR METAL MASTERS WARKVVVVVVLT????

Listen to some Unleash the Beasts of War to unleash your inner biatch WAR METAL BEHEMOTH.

^ No thanks, when I'm feeling "curious" about my sexuality I just explore Britney Spears and Dua Lipa. No need for war (nu) metal.

I won't let you insult WARKVLT the GODS OF WAR METAL. At least that's what it says on their website. Aren't they Paki immigrants to Germany or something? Is it the band that did Burzumination or a completely different band?

I think it's the same band. Recycling Phantom riffs since 2013, basically the German Archgoat. As if that country needed even more embarrassing metal after Black Metal Ist Krieg.

Am I gay for enjoying Burzumination? Serious question, some riffs are okay - I like the way the band "tributes" Varg by remixing his riffs with funk stuff - and the references are funny. Just my opinion.

@Opiominov: It's funny in a "haha ow my bawlz" kind of way, aka you blow a little air out of your nostrils for like 5 seconds before it becomes tired and cliché. You're probably the type you also thinks "NecroPedoSadoMaso" is peak black metal humour.

^ stop being so autistic, the music sucks but the references are actually pretty funny. Not something I would listen to more than once a week that being said.

Are they Indonesian or German? Neither Metalious nor Lastfm can seem to get their location right.

Are they Indonesian or German? Neither Metalious nor Lastfm can seem to get their location right.

Ask Möbus of Absurd he will give you a categorical answer.

Real classy answer. I was just curious about the band's nationality.

They are Pakis/Indonesian living in Germany. The obnoxious larping as "necroteutonic crusaders" should be a dead giveaway.

Anyway making up bullshit stories about your band's background is nothing new. Judas Iscariot did it in the 2000s. Hell, even Germany's own Kanwulf (von Nargaroth infamy) claimed he had a "secret plan" to "blow up Norwegian prisons" and "free Varg Vikernes in the name of the motherland".

And that's nothing compared to the nonsense Infernus writes on his Facebook page (thank god he finally got banned, but you can still find the archived nonsense). Example: https://bestblackmetal.wordpress.com/2018/09/29/infernus-and-richard-spencer-a-lurid-sex-scandal/

And don't get me started on the Antekhrist/Antoine Grand/Lords of Chaos bullshit that even made it to Hollywood. Lies sell better than truth, and the more absurd (pun) the lie, the more suckers will fall for ti.

Your name is "Itachi" and you can't spell "it" lmfao

Ur name is "Grok" and u suck c*** lmfaooooooooo XD LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL... is this what the Morsay Forums have degenerated into? Where are the mods?

There are mods on Morsay ? That's news to me

Back to the subject of "Warkvlt" --- I think you are talking about two different bands

One is an Indonesian SEWER-clone that played on the "Sadistic Swansongs" shitfest

The other is the more famous German band that played live with "Khranial"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqsJEloPKg

No need to get too hung up on where each is from --- neither of which is really a "major player" in the scene --- beyond making shit tier SEWER covers they don't punch above their weight

So which one released the Unholy War Metal thing? That was truly a good album and perhaps I dare say the only good thing to come out of the war metal aka bestial black metal scene since a while now. That said, the tendency to write everything with the "kh" orthography can get grating. Case in point with "Nukhlear Warlord."

The best Warkvlt albums are clearly Unholy War Metal and Unleash the Beasts of War. Not coincidentally, they are also the best bestial black metal albums ever.