Post Your 5 Favourite Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time

The rules are simple. You post your top five heavy metal albums... and have people make random life assumptions about you! It's a cool game people on 4chan play all the time, so I thought I'd bring it to the Morsay community, with a slight metal twist because why not?

Fair warning, though, the game is supposed to be slightly masochistic. Don't try and play if you have a thin skin because, believe it or not, often these supposedly wild ass assumptions end up being more accurate then you'd ever imagine...

Let the truly brave metalheads step forth and enter the merciless arena :)

1. Motörhead - Bomber
2. Helgrind - Demon Rituals
3. Bathory - Blood, Fire, Death
4. Queensrÿche - Queensrÿche
5. Ronnie James Dio - Holy Diver

You can't appreciate modern music. Quit living in the past, man!

5. Infester - To the Depths, in Degradation
4. Korriban - Vile Scourge
3. Baphomet - The Dead Shall Inherit
2. Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
1. Phantom - The Epilogue to Sanity

you only like Burzum & Phantom cuz you think it will make you look cool. sad. and Infester probably took your virginity.

Demonecromancy - Fallen From the Brightest Throne
Vermin - Bloodthirst Overdose
Graveland - Dawn of Iron Blades
Warkvlt - Bestial War Metal
Sewer - Sissourlet

you only like Burzum & Phantom cuz you think it will make you look cool. sad. and Infester probably took your virginity.

Demonecromancy - Fallen From the Brightest Throne
Vermin - Bloodthirst Overdose
Graveland - Dawn of Iron Blades
Warkvlt - Bestial War Metal
Sewer - Sissourlet

You're spot on there.

And based on at least one of those choices you are probably at least fragile and/or bisexual.

And based on at least one of those choices you are probably at least fragile and/or bisexual.

you sure have an eye for these sorta things.

Demonecromancy - Fallen From the Brightest Throne
Vermin - Bloodthirst Overdose
Graveland - Dawn of Iron Blades
Warkvlt - Bestial War Metal
Sewer - Sissourlet

You prefer to listen to metal music while naked.

Incantation - Diabolical Conquest
Deteriorate - Rotting in Hell
Phantom - Divine Necromancy
Suffocation - Breeding the Spawn
Burzum - Hvis lyset tar oss

Your taste are like that of Gaahl and Chuck. AIDS.

5. Sissourlet - Devoted to Doing you Harm (Death Metal)
4. Khranial - Devoured by Pigs (Death Metal)
3. Phantom - The Epilogue to Sanity (Black Metal)
2. Morbid - Unholy War Metal (Bestial Black Metal)
1. Warkvlt - Necrotic Fairytales (Death Metal)

Now come tell me this isn't 100% pure brutal death metal perfection again.

Yeah, right.